Bad Sentence Ballot

Last week's winner -“Jason Kemper - who still hasn’t had fast food since the beginning of the challenge, and says he’s been alternating between alcohol and water when he goes out) was the the only guy in the room -- As Shakira blasted from the speakers, his hips didn’t lie with the rest of them.

This week's entries: 1.) “The most eye-catching aspect of the place is the giant black chalkboard that lines almost an entire wall.”

2.) “The staff has written quotes, creative sayings, and funny stories to keep diners entertained while waiting for your pizza.” (Why are those diners waiting for my pizza? Don’t tease me and leave me curious.)

3.) "Some take a while, even with three people, but there's also a lot of ice." (I went to the bathroom, blue is nice, what kind of pizza is your car?)

4.) “The bar area has a nice padded green armrest and knee area, making it comfortable enough to stick around all night.” (This is the same writer who while eating lamb “thinks” of “metaphors” “like what having sex as a man must be like.” So, I guess maybe she doesn’t need to explain comfy padded knee areas, but I still don’t have a clue.)

5.) “The only thing that left me non-plussed was a braised pork dish." (the hyphen really confuses me. Pork can leave one nonplussed, but non-plussed? I realize it‘s trendy to use lots of commas, but there are consequences.) )

6.) “The no-fuss breakfast and lunch spot makes for a popular quick bite for surrounding businesses, serving up homemade soups and an array of delicious sandwiches and sides.”